Gather tools.
Utility knife, sharp $12.00 if needed
Duvet, twin $160.00
Duvet cover, twin $85.00
Diet Coke, as needed, on hand
Instructions from internet, See link. Keep the link open for further reference as each step is accomplished.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1IzS2oBBN0
Pull your bed into the middle of the room, with working clearance of at least 2 feet on all sides.
IMPORTANT=== START HERE
STEP ONE. PUT THE DUVET COVER INTO THE TRASH. THIS NOT A MISPRINT. DO IT.
I know, you spent a fortune on the duvet. And it is indeed a fine piece of bedding.
And in order that your new expensive buy-of-a-lifetime-duvet would be protected from your greasy head, chin, shoulders, smelly smears, and whatnot you then invested in a way overpriced duvet cover. Both are a beautiful, restful shade of dusty blue. Your bedroom will be welcoming and, you hope, will promote sleep.
If you skipped STEP ONE and have reached this point, you will have two tangled piles of cloth connected to each other by ties in four locations.
You will be unable to separate them into individual piles because you have tied them together fiercely at each corner lest they come apart later.
Your back will hurt. You will have tripped over a dangling duvet several times, but only actually fallen to the floor twice. You are not bleeding, but you are dizzy and have a bruised elbow. Three hours have passed, it is nearing bedtime, all the Diet Cokes are gone, you have nowhere to lie your weary head, and you are sobbing.
The next step is a multiple choice step and is entirely optional. Go back and do STEP ONE.
Or use the utility knife and slit your wrists. It will only hurt a moment and if you have positioned yourself sensibly you will collapse onto the softest pile, the duvet.
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